argh
cockroaches are the most disgusting thing on earth!
i admit i'm seriously terrified of them
like extremely terrified
and today,
a cockroach was in my room
i nearly fainted
i was screaming plus shouting for my sister!
and i told her to get the BYGON
and maybe i was too "excited?" (excited is a wrong word)
okay
SCARED
and my sister heard it as the BIBLE
and she handed me the bible
she even asked me which kind of bible i want
*cos i got a few different types at home*
she thought i wanted to pray to God to make the cockroach go away
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i was more afraid than amused at that time!
but thinking of it now,
i find it hilarious.
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i believed i look extremely stupid lar!
*see, ah ben ben, it's stupid, not cute. :P*
but,
i was multi tasking!
i made sure i stare at it so that i'll know where it is,
while shouting and screaming when the cockroach moves a step,
while holding on to the bygon(which i will not use)
and holding my phone to sms
thank God daddy saved the day
*smacks!*
cockroach dead and flat on the floor
disgusting
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oh yah
let me tell you all why i held onto the bygon when i don't intend to use it
firstly,
if you spray at the cockroach (learnt through experiences)
before it dies,
it will anyhow run very very fast
and i'll scream like a crazy chicken
so i don't wanna risk it coming near me.
secondly,
i hold it in hope that the cockroach sees it
and maybe feel threatened and perhaps fly out of the window,
and tell all it's friends that I AM DANGEROUS
yes
in this case,
no more cockroaches will come to my home
and i'll be a HAPPY KID
*aloy, and weihan, see! happy kid okay!*
thirdly,
i don't wannt clean up the mess made by spraying the bygon,
and the dead body of the cockroach.
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tiffany is so lucky
she stays at the 18th floor,
thus,
it's almost impossible for any cockroach to fly/ crawl into her home
):
unfair
* tiff, i move into your house and stay for good ar! *
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next time i must make sure i find a husband that dares to kill cockroaches
and,
i'll train my children to catch the cockroaches!
muahahahaha
in this case,
i'll be safe from cockroaches attacks!
perfect plan, huh?
:P
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oh yah, saturday,
went out for a movie with KE people(:
aloy got 20 free movie tickets at suntec
heh
so yah
i forgot the title of the movie
anyway,
suppose to meet at 12 noon at city hall mrt
but i woke up at 12.15 when aloy called me
opps
:P
wei..
don't scold me ar
that's because i was having so much fun laughing for 2 hours online at night..
so i slept late,
and woke up late.
heh
thanks to the WEI family
which consist of weihan, aloy and me
know why?
haha
WEI han, WEI min and WEI li
:P
so we are the WEI......... family
haha
i shall wei.. more next time
oh,
our conversation started with some scandal thing,
then blah blah blah
then i remember bee hoon
aloy was waiting for his bee hoon,
then me and wei han said stupid things lar,
too much to remember
but i remember saying that we shoot the pearl into his noodle
hahaha
oh!
i remember wei han saying he confiscate aloy's noodle
then aloy say bee hoon got meat,
wei han can't eat (he vegetarian)
then wei han say he take doesn't mean must eat what.
:P
haha
funny shit
i was laughing until i nearly fell off my chair.
then they ask me to stand at naughty corner
):
i where got naughty?
i so guai.
then wei han say the naughty corner is at the middle of the mrt tracks
):
they want me to die early
humph.
going down to the mrt tracks is a very irresponsible thing to do
so i shall not stand at the naughty corner
as i'm a responsible girl(:
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oh.
i remember wei han was so dumb
his msn nick was his english name
and he said nobody knows what's his english name
wth
i was laughing so loudly that my sister asked me to keep quiet because she wanna sleep
:x
heh
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oh yah
back to the topic
so after movie,
we went to eat pizza hut.
shared pizza with aloy, ken, weihan and amelia
i only took one slice
:P
after that,
we walked to bugis to look at hamsters.
i left them first,
to meet tingy at east point
(:
kinda happy today
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